Well, you've made it to Thursday. If you're anything like the Chevy sales manager in the epic, two-part informational short Hired!, your inner monologue might sound a little something like this. But we feel it's our duty to remind you that there's more to your workweek than work, booze and work. There's also flying elves, head handkerchiefs, sipping cold beverages on front porches while complaining about kids today, and... Well, there is booze, too. So you've got that going for you.