If you're ever working the night shift of your security job and hear strange noises, then happen upon a room in which your life-long dreams of being a rock star inexplicably come into being, don't linger. Don't show off stilted dance moves. And definitely don't attempt a stage dive into nothing. Your demise at the hands of hobgoblins awaits you if you do these things, and it won't be pretty. It still might be slightly prettier than the movie Hobgoblins, though.
Watch this clip from Experiment 907 here.